Miscellaneous + bling tape dispenser

Who was it who decided all office accessories should be beige, black or grey? Incredible really - they were adventurous enough to go outside the square, think past the paperclip and invent the stapler, yet their imagination couldn't stretch to a more appealing shade? Well, here's an all-staff memo for you - Ban the Bland and Bring on the Bling! Bling Your Desktop! It's gorgeous with a capital ''gorge''! Every desktop needs an optical mouse, calculator (solar-capable of course) and stapler - but why 'blend the bland' when you can add a 'splash of flash'?! Of course, we could have stopped at just making them pink - and they would have been fabulous. (Think Barbara Cartland and Legally Blonde!) But why stop there?! When the rhinestones add a sparkle that take these accessories to a whole new level! They're definitely a girl's best friend. Now there are those corporate crusaders who may not be amused - but remember, the colour of your mouse doesn't reflect the level of your IQ - just your level of fun and individ